Pearly Gates- getting into heaven. Essendon Fans- what are they? Grand Final Seats- hard to come by. Women AFL Teams- if only the teams were women. The Robot- intelligence test. Another version with Albert Einstein. Dog Attack- or not. Collingwood Family- good one. Season Cancelled- many reasons to call it off.
AFL (Aussie Rules) Jokes [ more AFL Jokes: other AFL humor] New Immigrant. A recently arrived immigrant was sitting at his home - terrified after watching going to his first game of footy. His mate came in and saw how scared he was and asked what was wrong. "I am not ever going back to the Melbourne Cricket Ground again!" the new arrival said.
An Aussie said, “Take away your snow capped mountains, culture, and good food, and what would New Zealand be?”. The kiwi answered, “Australia”. What do you call an Aussie with 100 girlfriends? A farmer.
My new favourite Dad joke. An Aussie blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'but Heaven is suffering from an overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'.
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2) An Australian gentleman should always offer to light his girlfriend’s farts before lighting his own. 3) When fishing, an Australian gentleman should always offer to bait his lady’s hook before baiting his own. Joke about Australian women . 1) Bruce was dying. Sheila sat at the bedside.
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-- Australian Clean Short Jokes -- Aussie BBQ Rules --Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
Australians don't have sex, Australians mate. Religious Australian Cowboy. A devout Australian cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a kangaroo walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians.